Me: Omg you have licence. Omg omg. O. M. G. Congrats. :) Ok time to buy car.
Tris: Thanks. That said - you buy la. :P
Me: I no money. You work at b@ker leh.
Tris: I also no money leh. How to buy car on allowance < 1k man.
Me: But later 6k already leh. So rich hor.
Tris: Er. No lor. I won't buy car till i got cash on hand. So wait a while before i give you lift can. Anyway you got bf for that what.
Me: My lazy bf got car no licence. :( like that your gf how? She carry her shoes back on the bus ah?
Tris: HAHA. You're a real bitch. :P my gf dad got car so now still can. so your bf got car no licence? Ask him lend me la.
Me: How can anyhow lend you? Crazy ah. But you go shopping with your gf and her dad meh?
Tris: No la. But she's not complained yet. Plus emphasis is saving for house. Car in singapore luxury for now.
Me: Haha your Singlish getting worse. [after this not funny liao.]
This is particularly hilarious because Tris is my fellow grammar Nazi. Singlish SMSing. OMG. I'm gonna puke. And die of laughter at the same time.
*Okay, nothing else to say.