anotherlongshot (anotherlongshot) wrote,
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anotherlongshot

OMG. BIGGEST INSECT EVER.

I WENT OUT OF MY ROOM TO WATCH DEL POTTY KICK ROBREDO'S ASS, AND AFTER I TURNED ON THE LIVING ROOM LIGHT I SAW THE BIGGEST FUCKING INSECT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY BLOODY HOUSE SCURRYING TOWARDS ME.

I WAS SO SCARED I WAS STUNNED FOR A FEW SECONDS, FROZEN ON THE SPOT, AND THEN I QUICKLY RAN INTO MY ROOM, CLOSED THE DOOR.

THE LIVING ROOM LIGHT IS STILL ON.

I AM SUPER SCARED.

SHIT. I WANT TO SLEEP. SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TEMTPED TO WATCH POT'S MATCH.

SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BIG ONE BEFORE IN MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE. I SWEAR, I'M NOT KIDDING. IT'S THE BIGGEST INSECT EVER. I DON'T LIKE INSECTS BUT I'M NOT USUALLY THIS SQUEAMISH AND SCARED. WHEN I SEE A COCKROACH, I DON'T SCREAM AND MERELY STEP AROUND IT.

BUT THIS ONE. OH SHIT.

I NEED TO TURN OFF THE LIGHT.

SHIT.

SHIT.

SHIT.

I'M DAMN SCARED.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND TURN OFF THE STUPID LIGHT FOR ME?

SHIT!

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