So. What was I saying? Okay, forget that, next topic. Went to the school's dental nurse today during assembly with Yunnie, Pearl, The Quiet One and The Class Maid. Under normal circumstances, you couldn't pay me to visit the dental nurse, but since it was during assembly, I went. The last time I was there was in 1999, and damn, the place has changed a lot. The most glaring aspect was a pair of shades that every girl on the [insert proper termilogy, sp] chair wore. Apparently its purpose is to protect one's eyes from the bright lights.
Let me tell you, it's hil-fucking-larious. Seriously. When The Class Maid was having her teeth checked (and filled), Yunnie, Pearl and I were laughing our butts off at how strange she looked in the pair of "shades". I have been laughing a lot lately for no reason, and the whole time at the dentist was just a major laugh-fest. Laughed at Pearl, laughed at Yunnie, and the two of them laughed at me, and when I heard Pearl laughing, I wanted to laugh, which was not a good thing, considering the nurse was poking around my gums with the "sharp sharp thing".
I am supposed to floss as my gums are, apparently, disgusting. Oh, my god. The thought of flossing makes me break out in sweat. I am so scared that I would cut my gum and it would bleed endless stream(s) of red. It's such a scary thought that I cannot bear it, so I will not talk about this anymore.
In fact, I will not talk about anything else anymore.